is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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