i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.