Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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