I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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