Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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