Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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