i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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