You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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