Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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