Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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