This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Houston, we have a blender
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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