I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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