Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I wish they made helmets for livers.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
pray to the hookup gods
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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