Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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