where does the pee come out of this thing
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
me + whiskey = a bad person
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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