Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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