How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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