She announced her abortion via fbk
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Couch. On fire.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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