after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My dick has a subreddit
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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