I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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