and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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