if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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