anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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