She's JV to your varsity
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I need a beard to bite.
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