Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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