I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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