I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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