sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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