to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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