I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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