The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
this just has baby written all over it
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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