i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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