Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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