Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Randomize
