You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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