I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
