just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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