Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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