I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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