I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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