I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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