things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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