BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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