I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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