I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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