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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.

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  That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?

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• (951): View more from California

  Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.

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• (707): View more from California

  I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..

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  WOAH TOO HIGH

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.

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  My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.

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