Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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