i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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