waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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