We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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