this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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