weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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